So, here’s a thought: has anyone else tried signing up for one of these “revolutionary” family programs that promise to transform your household into a zen master monastery—or at least a place where your kids remember to put their dirty socks in the hamper? I mean, if my family’s already a delightful circus with clowns freelancing as ringmasters, why not throw a few more juggling acts into the mix, right?
I stumbled across an ad for a program that boasts to iron out every familial wrinkle faster than you can say “parenting troll.” Now, aside from the obvious absurdity, has anyone actually attended something that left you wondering if you should have just invested in a magic eight ball? What were the major takeaways—besides an acute case of existential dread and a stash of free coffee?
Let’s hear those tales of transformation (or at least of utter, hilarious failure) so we can all share a laugh… or a cry.
