So apparently, self-care for new dads is a thing, not just some mythical unicorn rumor that spreads in exhausted dad circles. Between the daily diaper explosions, sleep that’s more of an urban legend, and a shower that lasts about as long as a sneeze, I’m wondering if self-care means simply managing not to mix up the baby’s bottle with my coffee mug.
What’s everyone’s trick for squeezing in a little “me time” without it turning into a quest for the Holy Grail? Is it a magical 20-minute nap, a clandestine smoothie ritual, or maybe a secret stash of caffeine hidden somewhere in the baby’s arsenal?
All realistic ideas welcome—even if it involves locking myself in the pantry for five minutes of solitude (I promise I’ll leave a note for the baby monitor). Any tips for turning dad exhaustion into something resembling actual self-care would be appreciated, ideally with less mess than my current state of chaos.