So I’m apparently expected to shop for newborn toys, but I’m still waiting for the “Welcome to Parenthood” starter kit that includes an operating manual and, you know, a basic sense of direction. Between the over-enthusiastic lights and sounds on some of these gadgets and the minimalist approach of good old-fashioned rattles, who’s to say what qualifies as the perfect, safe distraction for my tiny human?
What’s the real deal here: do I invest in a fancy interactive toy promising to boost brain development (while secretly fearing it might just light up like a Christmas tree during nap time) or stick with a no-frills rattle that’s been around since the dawn of time? And yes, I’m aware my newborn is more into drooling and sucking on everything, but hey, a little entertainment never hurt anyone—unless it’s a choking hazard, which is a whole different circus act.
Share your recommendations, personal encounters with “innovative” baby toys, and any hints that can help me navigate this baffling toy aisle without losing my sanity. Thanks, and may the toy gods be ever in our favor!