So, fellow sleep-deprived heroes, what’s the secret sauce for balancing a newborn’s never-ending appetite for food, sleep, and general chaos with any semblance of a social life? Between deciphering the mysterious language of baby gibberish and mastering the art of diaper changes in record time, I’m beginning to wonder if there’s an upgrade plan for this “new parent” software that doesn’t include endless exhaustion and questionable coffee quantities. Who here has cracked the code, or at least discovered a way to convince your little overlord to sleep during your Zoom calls without turning you into a drooling mess? Let’s swap war stories and laugh about our spectacular failures before we all end up trading sleep for permanent zombie chic.
