A great concept for a first-time dad survival kit is to include a mix of practical and humorous items. For the essentials, consider adding a good-quality diaper cream, hand sanitizer, baby wipes, and maybe an insulated coffee mug (because hot coffee will be a luxury!). For a touch of humor, you could throw in earplugs to help with those sleepless nights and maybe a funny parenting book like "Go the F**k to Sleep" by Adam Mansbach. It’s both hilarious and painfully relatable for new parents navigating the sleep deprivation phase!